Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thursday Thunks

1. What color is your front door? It is, peeling paint white

2. We discussed our folks in previous TT so now tell me about your siblings. If you are an only child, tell me whether or not you wanted siblings, older, younger etc. I was the oldest of three. I have two sisters younger than me. One is only 11 months younger and we are close. We have very different personalities but I adore her. The other is 3 years younger and we are not close at all. I don't know her at all. We haven't spoken in over 4 years and before that another 2. There was never a fall out, we just don't speak. A lot of my new friends are shocked to hear I have a two sisters because she is never mentioned.

3. What color/type butterfly is your favorite? I love all butterflies but I am partial to the Painted Lady

4. Will you be celebrating Cinco De Mayo? Not a celebratory kinda way.

5. Oprah- love her, hate her, or don't care? I used to be able to say without a doubt, Love her. I haven't watched her in over a year so now I am more of a "don't care" kinda fan.

6. Are you worried about the spread of swine flu? I try not to spend time worrying about things I have no control over.

7. Hard or soft pillows? Pillows! I don't care really. As long as there is a pillow under my head, I will make do.

8. How many trees are in your neighbor's yard? Which Neighbor?

9. What was the color of the last car you saw? Why? Green!

10. When does your driver's license expire? Ummmm...maybe I should check that out. For all I know it is expired right now.

11. Look at the clock on your computer and type the numbers backwards. 133 (why?)

12. When you put your pants on, what leg do you put in first? I couldn't tell you. Is this a personality profile question?

13. How would you respond to this letter if you were an advice columnist.
I am an ugly woman. I was an ugly baby and child even! It is a fact. I am 36 now and I have never had a boyfriend, and I am still a virgin.

Due to me not having men in my life, I have poured everything I have in to education and my career. At 36 I am the youngest (and first female CEO) at a big, successful, tech company. I have over 200 personal patents and millions of pounds in investments.

I have everything: huge house, holiday villa in Spain, 3 cars, power boat, a race horse, etc. but as much I try to talk myself into everything being “great” I cannot help but to miss that special someone to share it all with.

Most of my friends are married with kids and I feel like I am gradually drifting away from them also.

Where can I find someone to marry an ugly woman?

Depending on the mag I work for, I have two submissions.
Why would you want someone to marry an ugly women? Someone should want to marry YOU! Ugly, pretty, rich, poor, smart or stupid, successful or a failure. Be yourself and your inner beauty will shine through.


Girl, are you just ugly or is your body bad too? I have seen a lot of ugly women with husbands. If you have a great rack, dress those girls up and showcase them. Show off your best assets and the men will come running.

Or, walk into a bar or better yet these days, the stock exchange with a bag over your head, fan out the money and announce, "ugly, rich women, looking to share her homes, speed boat, and cars with someone". You will have your pick of men!! You better work it Giiiirrrlll!!!!!!

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