Saturday, April 18, 2009

Sunday Stealing: The 40 Meme

1. My uncle once : Asked me to sit on his lap and my aunt told me to hug him. I was about 14 years old and totally self conscience. I was grossed out as he slapped my ass when I got up.

2. Never in my life : Have I smoked anything or taken any kind of drug that wasn't prescribed by my doctor.

3. When I was seventeen : A month before I turned 18 I lost my virginity. I was dating a guy named Frank. He was my first sex partner and I was his. It was in his car which now totally pisses me off that I had my first experience in the most uncomfortable places. If I could turn back the clock and be seventeen again I would make him spring for hotel. Come to think of it, I totally wouldn't have given it up to him.

4. High School was : Crazy for me. I went to 3 different high schools which made my already self conscience problem soar.

5. I will never forget : Mother's Day 2003 when my water broke two days before my scheduled Cesarean.

6. I once met : A women in the nurses office at my first big office job. She had just come back after being out for a broken tail bone. She was joking with the girls in the office that she had "broken her ass." I heard the next day when she wasn't at work that she had died. It turns out that she had fallen on ice, broken her tail bone and ended up with a blood clot on her brain. The day I met her she was making dinner for her family when she fell dead in the kitchen. I will never forget her.

7. There’s this girl I know who : Is dating a married man. The wife knows about the girl and the girl knows about the wife. Basically everyone in their lives are in the know. Crazy no?

8. Once, at a bar : I was watching a band perform. I was sitting on a sound stage in the middle of the audience when the the lights came up. The singer was going to cut the audience in half and have one half sing one part of the chorus and the other would sing the other part. He used my breasts to cut the crowd. "Everyone on this boob side sings....."

9. By noon, I’m usually : Picking up my son and bringing him to therapy.

10. Last night : I attended an adult party at a neighbors house and listened to too much information about women's personal lives.

11. If only I had : Listened

12. Next time I go to gym/church : Hell just might freeze over!

13. Susan Boyle : Is a name I do not know. But now that I do, I am floored. Holy crap she is singing my favorite songs from Les Miz so beautifully. It sounds like the damn soundtrack. WOW!

14. What worries me most : Is losing my children or being taken from the early.

15. When I turn my head left, I see : My darkening back yard as the sun has already gone behind the majestic mountains that frame my town.

16. When I turn my head right, I see : My son watching his beloved Wheel of Fortune.

17. You know I’m lying when : I never lie. It is impossible for me. I don't know how to do it.

18. What I miss most about the eighties : Is that I was younger!

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Oh I don't know.

20. By this time next year : I hope to be doing what I am doing but with more money in my bank account

21. A better name for me would be : I love my name! But these days, you can call me Obsessed.

22. I have a hard time understanding : Why people can't develop a more live and let live attitude.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : Take pay more attention.

24. You know I like you if : I hand you my business card.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : My children, they make me who I am.

26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock : I don't compare really. It is what it is. 80's was 80's, 90's was 90's. It's all good.

27. Take my advice, never : Give up on who you are to please someone else. It is not worth it!

28. My ideal breakfast is : Eggs Benedict.

29. A song I love, but do not own is : Carrie Underwood's Just a Dream

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : You rent a boat.

31. My favorite Beatle is : Paul because of how he loved Linda.

32. Why won’t people : Try to be happy instead of focusing on things that bring them down.

33. If you spend the night at my house : You will be woken up early. My kids are up at around 5:45 a.m.

34. I’d stop my wedding for : Ummm...a really rowdy bachelor party.

35. The world could do without : People who hate just because.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : Eat it.

37. My favorite blonde is : Josh Holloway

38: Paper clips are more useful than : my second toe.

39. If I do anything well, it’s : Being a mother

40. And by the way : This was a really long meme


  1. I enjoyed reading your answers. We were on the same page on #36. lol

  2. Great answers. I totally agree with you on the gym/church and the what-you-miss-about-the-80s questions, and that story about the woman's death was tragic. Yeah, it was a really long meme this week (looking at yours and others this week I see the long answers suddenly shift to shorter ones as the meme wears on).

  3. Yeah, it was a long meme.
    You've had some interesting experiences. Was it still a c-section?

  4. I enjoyed your answers, have a great Sunday :)

  5. You're being pretty hard on your second toe. :) Happy Sunday!

  6. Phoenix, Thanks so much for visiting. Yeah seriously...if given the choice.

    An eerie tapestry, It was a great meme but oh my....Thanks for agreeing with me.

    I Am Harriet, It was..he was breech so it became an emergency c. Thanks for commenting.

    NurseExec, You too.

    Bud, I actually knew you would say that.


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