Sunday, October 19, 2008

Kid Funnies

This morning my husband asked if I wanted a quick omelet.

Teach - "Honey, you want a quick omelet?"

My daughter, heard something else entirely.

Goddess - "Daddy, did you say, do you want to play dominoes?"

I must have laughed for 5 minutes.

BTW...the name of the omelet is the ass expander.

We also have the gut buster, belt loosener and take me down to Cholesterol City.


  1. Love the names of the omelets.
    Let me guess... "Take Me Down To Cholesterol City" has a lot of bacon?
    I like bacon. :)

  2. Anonymous3:00 PM

    My goodness, how many eggs do you use for your omelettes? The round dozen? ROFL!

    FUnny how kids hear what they want to hear, isn't it? It happens again at the other end of life. ;)

  3. Anonymous2:59 PM

    LMAO! Wrong, very wrong...I'm assuming 'Welcome to the ER' follows Cholesterol City on the menu :)


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