Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Dialogues with Handsome - The Penis Convo

Check this meme over at My Splatter Painted Life. Love it!

Saturday morning my son was lying in my bed drinking his milk and I was getting dressed.

Handsome: Mom, do you have a penis?

Me: No, I don't have a penis.

Handsome: Do you want to go buy one at the store?

Me: No, sweetie. Mommy doesn't want to buy one at the store.

Handsome: Mom, you have a bagina?

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Daddy has a penis?

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Daddy and I have a penis.

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Mom, you don't want a penis?

Me: Yes, No, oh never mind. Honey drink your milk.

Geez...do we have to have a penis conversation every time he catches me getting dressed? I think it is time to go into the locked bathroom.


  1. HAHAHAHAAA! OH MY GOODNESS I can not believe that is what I have to look forward to! HAHAHAH!
    Thanks for playing along!

  2. Lindsay, Thanks for the meme idea. It is a great one.

    I played on your first week and went back to your site yesterday to check it out again.

    Yeah the fun of kids. Love it.


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