Dialogues with Handsome – The Penis Convo

Originally posted on In the Blink of An Eye on February 27, 2008


Saturday morning my son was lying in my bed drinking his milk and I was getting dressed.

Handsome: Mom, do you have a penis?

Me: No, I don’t have a penis.

Handsome: Do you want to go buy one at the store?

Me: No, sweetie. Mommy doesn’t want to buy one at the store.

Handsome: Mom, you have a bagina?

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Daddy has a penis?

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Daddy and I have a penis.

Me: Yes.

Handsome: Mom, you don’t want a penis?

Me: Yes, No, oh never mind. Honey drink your milk.

Geez…do we have to have a penis conversation every time he catches me getting dressed? I think it is time to go into the locked bathroom.

2 comments:

Renee said...

Hahaha! Someday Handsome will read this post and be mortified that he talked penises and "baginas" with his mom :)

Robin Wilson said...

Pardon me but, LMAO!! :) Thank you so much for making me laugh on a Monday morning! I remember having this same type of convo with my son when he was little. I tried to explain, but then it ended up with ~ Go ask Daddy! LOL

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