Originally posted on In the Blink of An Eye on February 27, 2008
Saturday morning my son was lying in my bed drinking his milk and I was getting dressed.
Handsome: Mom, do you have a penis?
Me: No, I don’t have a penis.
Handsome: Do you want to go buy one at the store?
Me: No, sweetie. Mommy doesn’t want to buy one at the store.
Handsome: Mom, you have a bagina?
Handsome: Daddy has a penis?
Handsome: Daddy and I have a penis.
Handsome: Mom, you don’t want a penis?
Me: Yes, No, oh never mind. Honey drink your milk.
Geez…do we have to have a penis conversation every time he catches me getting dressed? I think it is time to go into the locked bathroom.