I Worked At Kmart

"Attention, Kmart Shoppers, we are having a Blue Light Special in our Ladies Wear Department!"

That was me in 1985 when I worked for Kmart. I am honestly not sure if they still run Blue Light Specials but back in the day, watch out! The moment I started walking that blue light to the section of the floor where the deal was being held, you would think I was the Pied Piper. Everyone followed.