Dialogues with Handsome – The Penis Convo

PRECOCIOUS SON/HANDSOME

Dialogues with Handsome – The Penis Convo


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Saturday morning my son was lying in my bed drinking his milk and I was getting dressed.
Handsome: Mom, do you have a penis?
Me: No, I don’t have a penis.
Handsome: Do you want to go buy one at the store?
Me: No, sweetie. Mommy doesn’t want to buy one at the store.
Handsome: Mom, you have a bagina?
Me: Yes.
Handsome: Daddy has a penis?
Me: Yes.
Handsome: Daddy and I have a penis.
Me: Yes.
Handsome: Mom, you don’t want a penis?
Me: Yes, No, oh never mind. Honey drink your milk.

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