Sunday, October 10, 2010

What? Goddess Writes a Screenplay

Should I be concerned? Too funny. I love listening to Goddess when she plays. She does all the characters voices out loud and each voice is different. As I sat here doing email, this is what I am hearing.
Playing for 5 minutes so we are coming in late but here is the conversation.

Screenplay by Goddess:

Snow White is playing with the Scooby Doo Haunted House Game.

Snow White: Who should I marry?
Fred: Marry Me.

Snow White: Well, I'll see.
Ghost at the top of the game: Marry Me.
Snow White: Well you are so perfect for me to marry because you are a boy and I am a girl. You are a ghost and I'm not sure if I should marry you because you are kinda creepy.
Ghost at the top of the game: I'm not a ghost, I am just a man see?!

Snow White heads back down the stairs.

Snow White:  I don't know what to do, everyone is asking me to marry them but you asked me first. I don't know what to do.
Fred: Marry me because I asked you first.
Snow White: Ok, mwwahhhh.

Just then the Mummy case opens.
Mummy: Where is that girl, she is going to marry me.
Random princess (Little People person): She is going to be married today.
Mummy: No, noooooooo wooooo she is going to marry me.

Snow White: Good morning
Fred: Good morning (kiss sound)
Snow White: If one of those creeps come can you fight them?
Fred: I will protect you. I don't have a knife.
Snow White: The mummy case is empty what should we do?
Fred: We are going on with the wedding, I am marrying you!

Snow White: If bad things happen we will stick together
Fred: Don't worry. Nothing bad will happen to you.

First, where does she get this shit? I don't talk like this. We are very careful what they watch. I don't gossip or talk on the phone to friends with them around. So, where????? So cute though well, except for the knife and the fact that Snow White sounds like a whore.


  1. HAHAHA!
    I blame soap operas but honestly, Snow White has always been a whore. She lived with seven guys remember? :)

  2. Anonymous7:32 PM

    omg love it.. i remember play acting at that age. I have no memory of where i got the ideas from but it kept me entertained for hours.
    Not sure if you should be all that concerned, but turn the tv off, hide all the books and dont talk on phone around her ! lol.. shes probably learning it at kindergarten anyway....

  3. HaHaHa...I love it! Thanks for sharing!

  4. At least Goddess is smart. She's not fooled by the milky white skin or pretty smile.

  5. I can hardly believe that you typed that Snow White sounded like a whore. LOL.
    You're a riot.
    I think your daughter gets it simply because she has a very vivid imagination.
    I still think she'll be an actress when she grows up with those very pretty expressive eyes of her.


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