Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Thursday Thunks - Golf Balls, Butt Paste and More

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus? Oh so many
2. Who decided the alphabet order? Someone very smart. Who knew that A should be at the beginning and Z at the end.
3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? Because their slogan is two all beef patties
4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample? I would vomit and then say well, "no more"
5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow? My fat ass would fall through the cloud. The rainbow might be fun and hey, I could end up with a pot of gold between my legs. However, it might be difficult to get all that color off my ass.

6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are? I know who they are but don't get it nor do I care. Why hasn't their 15 minutes of fame ended.
7. Have you ever used Butt Paste? I don't use buttpaste but I do use butt floss.

8. Pie or cake? Either
9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos? I miss those days.


  1. special sauce, lettuce, cheese! LOL

  2. bbbwwwwaaahhhhaaaahhhhaaa! I'm rollin on the floor laughing my a** off over here!


  3. That was too funny and I so remember that commercial!! lol

  4. I heard that oxy clean would get the color of your butt for loved your answers! Check out mine

  5. EWE! Maggots!!!!!
    That butt floss looks painful.

  6. Get the color off! LOL Too funny... Thanks for playing. :)

  7. hilarious about the color off! Loved the all beef patties comment too - have me singing it now ROFL. Great video too - thanks for the laughs today!


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