Thursday Thunks: Kitchen Wonderland

1. Billy Mays died about a year ago. What kitchen gadgets have you bought that you've used less than three times? What are they? My food processor. I begged for one 3 Christmas' ago. My husband got it for me and I have used it about 8 times in 3 years. It is big and takes up counter space but if I put it away, I will NEVER use it. Mostly, it has been used to make dough for pizza.

2. What celebrity would you like to shake some sense into, and why? Lindsey Lohan. I just want to save that girl from herself. I am not sure how people get so fucked up but I believe if Lindsey could do better she would. In my opinion, her parents really fucked up. She needs to get her shit together. It amazes me how people will take the possibility of a great career (if you market yourself correctly) and just flush it down the shitter.

3. Jimmy Buffett just did on concert to benefit the victims of the Gulf. Name a Buffett song that you like. I don't know anything except for Margaritaville but I wouldn't call it a favorite.

4. How did you feel about Ringo Starr turned 70? So! It is right up there with how I feel about a slug making it's way through my back yard. Whatever.

5. What sport do you absolute see no point in watching?  Bowling. It's great to play but to sit and watch! Why. I had a brother-in-law who used to record bowling on TV and rewatch them over and over again. Really?!

6. Trivia time. Do you know the first names of the French twins? NOPE! Pepe and Le-Pew

7. You are in the best seafood restaurant in Canada. What type of meat do you order? Lobster and Ribeye, perfect together

8. How far would an electric car have to go without a recharge before you'd buy one? 1 month

9. Did you see that a high court ruled that you can swear on regular TV? What word can you just not wait to hear? Really!? What? This is crazy. I never swear in my house. They can now say the 7 dirty words?

• Shit
• Piss
• Fuck
• Cunt
• Cocksucker
• Motherfucker
• Tits

Stop! You are lying to me Bud. So my kids will never be able to watch TV again, is this what you are saying? Howard had to go to Satellite Radio and now the words are OK on TV?


I miss you George Carlin (RIP)

10. You are in the finest steak and rib joint in Kimberville (Arizona). What seafood dish do you order? Lobster and King Crab on the biggest plate imaginable, BTW..there better be some Ribeye on that plate.

11. What was the last concert that you attended that really sucked? I haven't been to a sucky concert. I have been to a Guns and Roses concert where we had to wait almost and hour for them to go on but once they did, it rocked!

12. What type of accent would you like to have, if you were forced to change yours? British or southern! When I read by myself out loud, I like to do voices. Depending on the book I change my voice to fit the story but only if I am alone.

13. Kimber's got four kids with chicken pox. Berleen is not feeling the love today, so I was asked to host. What do you miss most when neither originator of TT is asking the questions? I don't care who asks as long as the question isn't boxers or briefs?