I am a lover of books and I can tell you that scrolling through my book archive on my Kindle gives me more joy than I care to admit. If you are like me you are always looking for Free or Reasonably priced books to stock that baby up...I found some super sexy reads for you.
This no-holds barred, sexy New York Times bestseller pushes the envelope like no other novel has as it spins the titillating, enticing tale of one man who teaches women everything they need to know to make their partners happy in the bedroom…while making their own wildest fantasies come true.
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And, what the hell are you doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck. Ok, good. Now where were we? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores. Now...who's first?
They all are.
They cry. They scream. They beg for their lives.
Truth of it is, they're all wearing masks. Even me.
I'm just the only one who's not afraid to look at what lies underneath.
My hands are tied behind my back. Even if I could get loose, I'm locked inside the plastic surgeon's library.
He's in the next room.
And if I said I wanted him to let me go, I'd be lying.
Author's Note: This is a dark romance novel with mature themes that might make some readers uncomfortable.
This book had me laughing my ass off. Moxie has a mouth on her and it's absolutely fantastic!! -For the Love of Books Blog
This story is an outrageously crazy, romantic comedy, with some pretty heated sexual innuendos, drunken rants, good times with great friends, lots of talk of ‘hairy balls’, and good old fashioned love thrown in to make a book that you don’t want to miss. -Stephanie, Penny for my Thoughts Book Blog.
Moxie Summers is a curvy, twenty-six year-old teacher who has not had the best track record with relationships. In a drunken stupor at a bar, she meets Miles who turns out to be her sparing equal, until she vomits all over his shoes. Just when she thinks things couldn’t get worse, her dream man turns out to be the single father of the newest student in her class.
While fighting an attraction for Miles, Moxie’s conniving stepmother tries to advise Moxie she needs to get in shape if she’s ever going to catch the man of her dreams. To make matters worse a Girl Scout plans Moxie’s demise, a surprise party makes everyone blush, and then there was the skunk…
Can Moxie overcome all the Girl Scout cookies, food poisoning and a showdown at Costco to get to Miles?
Due to the hot, steamy scenes and Moxie's filthy mouth this book is intended for 18+
Janey's a girl that likes being watched. She finds that out when she moves into a stunning new suburb outside of the New York state capital. The older gentleman next door has the perfect view into her bedroom, and she shows him absolutely everything she has to offer.
She soon realizes that she likes being watched by the neighbor even more than she likes being touched by her own husband. And that's when things begin to get dangerous. Traumatized by her husband's heartless affair and constant cheating, Janey is pushed to take ever greater risks, getting closer and closer to the neighbor until finally, she finds herself in his bedroom!
This series follows Janey as she goes through ever more titillating and arousing experiences as she tries to deal with the increasingly difficult relationship she has with her husband. It blends the pleasures of story and character development with the joy of steamy erotic writing in short and frequent installments. It is not for the faint of heart!
The stories begin short and gradually get longer as the series progresses. This Box Set contains the first three installments. Enjoy!
**WARNING:** If you don’t like short stories, this collection is not for you. If you wouldn't be caught dead reading erotica, this collection is not for you. If you’re looking for sex without substance, this collection is not for you. However, if you like stories about relationships in all of their complex, emotional, confusing, surprising, and sometimes erotic glory, congratulations! You’re in the right place.
Consenting Adults is a collection of five short stories exploring romantic relationships from the tame to the erotic. If super sexy is what you want, check out stories 1, 3, and 5. If it’s quirky romance you’re after, 4 is your friend. As for 2, you’ll either love it or hate it. You’ll just have to wait and see.
If you need a cigarette once it’s all over, you can unwind with an extended sample of the contemporary romance Sorry’s Not Enough at the end of the book.