School starts in less than two weeks for my kids. Sad but true! I am one of those who wish I could home school moms and really hate that the kids are going to be gone for hours. The one thing I will be able to do, is get back to some me time, what does that mean for this mom?
Well, you know blogging, reading, photography, baths, the occasional porn and taking care of business. You know what I mean. Did you know that having an orgasm keeps you young? True story!
Orgasms are a natural stress reliever. When you orgasm you release endorphins. Endorphins are like opiates which are the bodies natural pain killer. Orgasms can cure headaches (so stop using that lame excuse already), and menstrual cramps.
Want to stick to a diet or lose weight? Yup, have an orgasm, the production of the phenetylamine (known to curb appetites) increases. Seratonin levels in the brain become elevated during sexual activity and can promote a sense of well-being that has a calming effect on cravings! So instead of snacking, head to the bedroom and take care of mommy!
If this isn't enough to tell you that orgasms are good for you, how about the fact that right before orgasm, DHEA in the body increases. DHEA is a natural steroid hormone which has been known to improve brain function, the cardiovascular system, fat metabolism, boost the immune system, and promote healthy-looking skin and has anti-aging properties.
And the people who are going to help you take care of you are da da da da....
Yes that's right! My new best friend Drew has given me the ok to grant one of my loyal readers/followers/subscribers or what have you, something to help you improve your health while the kiddies are in school.Two weeks ago I told you about this cool toy Eden Fantasy let me try out and since then I can't stay off their site. I love checking the real people reviews, reading the forums, joining the discussions and strolling through Sexis. There is so much to do at Eden Fantasy that I seriously think I need an intervention.
Eden Fantasy, Drew and I would love to help you get your grove on with a giveaway.
Behold, I Rub My Wormie!
Cute right?!
If you happen to leave him out before the kids come home, he totally passes as a kid friendly toy. However, I highly suggest a discreet place to keep him so you don't find yourself in the middle of a discussion, you had hoped, not to have for a few more years.
So, how do you enter?
How to Enter: Head over to Eden Fantasy and tell me two more products you would love to try. Don't be shy. No one will see this but me! (If this rule is not followed you will be disqualified).
Deadline: September 1, 2009 by Midnight
Do You Want More Entries? Please put each extra entry in a separate comment. You will get more entries that way.
* Blog about this contest and link back to me (provide the link in the comment) for two extra entries
*Make a purchase from Eden Fantasys,
for Three extra entries.
*Add me to your blogroll and provide the link
*Follow me on Twitter , Tweet this and leave the link.
* Email 2 friends, CC'ing me (ree026@optonline.net)
*Become a fan of Maria's Space on Facebook
*Subscribe to Chotskies my other blog
* Post my button on your sidebar
Deadline: September 1, 2009 by Midnight
Do You Want More Entries? Please put each extra entry in a separate comment. You will get more entries that way.
* Blog about this contest and link back to me (provide the link in the comment) for two extra entries
*Make a purchase from Eden Fantasys,
for Three extra entries.*Add me to your blogroll and provide the link
*Follow me on Twitter , Tweet this and leave the link.
* Email 2 friends, CC'ing me (ree026@optonline.net)
*Become a fan of Maria's Space on Facebook
*Subscribe to Chotskies my other blog
* Post my button on your sidebar
A winner will be chosen by Random.org and notified within 2 days. You will have 3 days to claim your prize or another winner will be chosen.
Disclaimer: Due to a recent CBS news piece I feel I need to start a disclaimer on my blog in regards to product reviews. I received no payment to write this review. I was given the product for free to conduct my review. The words are all mine and I was not forced or asked to write anything you read here. In my opinion, a blogger review is the equivalent of me talking to my friends and family in my daily life, about a product I either love or don’t. All the opinions throughout my posts are strictly my own.
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